Life is filled with assumptions and presumptions.....i always had this perception that my brain is filled with 10,000 thoughts (which are verryy creative and imaginative), but when a friend of mine asked me to write a blog (and be inspired by her literary skills) my mind sailed into oblivion.....nothing to write...zilch. I thought and thought andd thought...until the thought of thinking itself tired me out so much that i did not remember the name of my blog with precision.
Therefore, I thought it best to begin my zooming career in blogosphere with random happenings that i come across in my everyday life. Let it be known that I do NOT plan or wish to give any sort of credit (no matter how miniscule) to the words and thoughts of others that I mention in my blog....i intend to be a global plagiarist, if one may say so. Here goes.....
1) The chronicles of Abhishek Siroya - here is a man who has been head over heels in love with a girl (which he surely wont get coz of the servant like ways in which he dresses) for the past 3 years. To give an example - the girl was standing right in front of him and the lad was busy talking to his BHABHI asking her which CHIPS to order for their evening gathering! hahhaa....men who eat Sohar chips and crackers should not dream of dating women who wear Prada and Piaget....
2) At a recent gathering of my friends in a Town Centre, a certain girl who declared herself not hungry (obviously to save her dirhams) was spotted BLATANTLY drooling over and eyeing the food of another friend sitting next to me. The diner and I - both - caught the voracious girl in d act. She returnd our shocking expressions with an even more shocking laughter. I just pray to God that in the spirit of this month, He grants food to one and all (and also that He provides immunity to my stomach from such predators).
As I mentioned, I am thoughtless again. Hence, i wont bore the readers more and sign off with one request.
"This blog was created for commercial purposes only. I will soon be adding an Ad Section (sponsored by google)....please click on it so that i get dollars which i can convert to dirhams and spend it on waxing myself hyuk."
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